Sisyphus and the Cashew: A Tragic Dental Epic
535 Words. 2 Minute Read.
Is there anything more satisfying than dislodging something with your tongue that’s been stuck between your teeth?
Top 20 Films of 2024
427 Words. 2 Minute Read.
I've been meaning to do this since early January, but I've found a million other things to do—99% of which involve nothing even remotely productive. In fact, I paid more attention to the health and well-being of my mustache.
Orange, Yellow, and Red Man: Notes from Texas Hill Country
821 Words. 3 Minute Read.
Try as I may, these people are… well, let’s just call a spade a spade: they’re lunatics. If it were up to me, they’d have to get a license to procreate.
