
Wading in a Pond of Fear
1,366 Words. 5 minute Read.
I am the emotional manifestation of stitches barely holding a life together—symmetrical and tidy on the outside, battered and bruised within, like a foot inside a ballet slipper.

The Masters and Bedtime
332 Words. 1 Minute Read.
When my kids were babies, I played The Masters theme song to put them to sleep, and it worked every time.

20 Year Race to the Starting Line
1,794 Words. 7 Minute Read.
I’ve spent twenty years building a business whose odds of succeeding were one in a billion.

My Allman Brothers
475 Words. 2 Minute Read.
I want to feel Duane and Dickey’s git-tars glide through my brain like a hawk in a thermal … while booze poisons my bloodstream.

Death by a Thousand Spreadsheets
445 Words. 2 Minute Read.
Every artistic cell in my body is suffocating. I’ve deteriorated into a myopic lunatic, an animatronic milquetoast obsessed with work.